Merch

There is no merch yet. We know. We're working on it with the same urgency we bring to hydration planning, which is to say: eventually, probably after you've already finished El Cuatro twice and started asking when the shirt drops. Turns out building a route, a leaderboard, and an entire tier system doesn't leave much bandwidth for screen-printing. Who could have guessed.

What's Coming (Eventually)

Shirts built to be sweated through on all four peaks, because cotton is a lifestyle choice we respect but cannot recommend
Stickers that will sun-bleach into oblivion within a season, just like everything else out here, including your motivation around mile 30
A hat, because someone always forgets a hat, and that someone is always you
A water bottle sticker, assuming you remembered to bring a water bottle, which, statistically, you did not

Merch store coming soon. Until then, the look on your face at mile 12, somewhere between regret and a full personality shift, will have to do.